Exercise

I am trying to get back into excercising again.  The doctor said start with something easy that gets your heart pumping and a little out of breath three times a week.  No problem, I have started smoking.  Boom boom.

Whistling

I taught Hannah how to whistle at the weekend.  Just purse your lips and blow.  Now, I can't get her to stop - all day, every day - reading, drawing, walking, playing - every 30 seconds - wheeeeeeeep!!  STOPSTOPSTOP!!!!

Superman & Supercan

Kate's away for the weekend, so we are on parenting/crowd control duties.  Hannah has been dropped at ballet classes, so hanging out with the boys.  They want to have Superman facepaints, so I oblige with skillfully drawn superman logos.  Pretty neat, I think - surely most parents would lack the dedication to devote the hours of time needed to draw perfect Superman icons, fulfilling the not just the demands, but the fundamental reasoning behind 4 year old requirements,

Ten minutes later, they are asking me to wash it off.

Thanks Auntie Phoebes!

Dear Auntie Phoebe,

Thank you very much for our wonderful London Olympics 2012 T-shirts, we love them!!  So much so, we are going to put our hands over our heads, stick our tongues out and say "Smelly Cheese!!".

It's a long drawn out joke, but are you looking at Brian May?

Feeding Kangaroos

Day trip to Symbio Zoo, a small wildlife park outside Woollongong.  Thomas, Zach and Hannah get to feed the kangaroos in the rain. 

Now, where will I leave my fish where I can find them?