Why don't prawns give to charity?

No reason.  They are just shellfish.

Trick or Treat

Thomas, Zach and Hannah join the other children in our Close to go "trick or treating" at the adjacent houses.  They literally swarmed from house to house, gathering up a years supply of chocolate etc. Hannah went as a ballerina, Thomas as Superman, and Zach as a character from Reno 911.

Today's exam question.

Today's exam question - A number of athletic field events are represented at the Olympic Games.  Discus.

Exercise

I am trying to get back into excercising again.  The doctor said start with something easy that gets your heart pumping and a little out of breath three times a week.  No problem, I have started smoking.  Boom boom.

Whistling

I taught Hannah how to whistle at the weekend.  Just purse your lips and blow.  Now, I can't get her to stop - all day, every day - reading, drawing, walking, playing - every 30 seconds - wheeeeeeeep!!  STOPSTOPSTOP!!!!

Superman & Supercan

Kate's away for the weekend, so we are on parenting/crowd control duties.  Hannah has been dropped at ballet classes, so hanging out with the boys.  They want to have Superman facepaints, so I oblige with skillfully drawn superman logos.  Pretty neat, I think - surely most parents would lack the dedication to devote the hours of time needed to draw perfect Superman icons, fulfilling the not just the demands, but the fundamental reasoning behind 4 year old requirements,

Ten minutes later, they are asking me to wash it off.

Thanks Auntie Phoebes!

Dear Auntie Phoebe,

Thank you very much for our wonderful London Olympics 2012 T-shirts, we love them!!  So much so, we are going to put our hands over our heads, stick our tongues out and say "Smelly Cheese!!".